/* This JavaScript (Random Quotes) developed by Scott Clark The Source is available at http://www.clarksco.com/blog/ Copyright 2005 Clark Consulting */ var num_of_quotes = 46; quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random()); if (quotes==0) { title=""; body="As the old Cock craws, the young Cock lears."; } if (quotes==1) { title=""; body="A black shoe makes a blythe heart."; } if (quotes==2) { title=""; body="As many heads as many wits."; } if (quotes==3) { title=""; body="A good beginning makes a good ending."; } if (quotes==4) { title=""; body="An old Knave is na bairn."; } if (quotes==5) { title=""; body="All is not gold that glitters."; } if (quotes==6) { title=""; body="Blaw the wind nere so saft, it will lowen at the last. "; } if (quotes==7) { title=""; body="Better sit idle then work for nought. "; } if (quotes==8) { title=""; body="Better learn by your neighbors skaith nor by your own."; } if (quotes==9) { title=""; body="Bourd not with Bawty, fear lest he bite ye."; } if (quotes==10) { title=""; body="Cast not forth the old water while the new come in."; } if (quotes==11) { title=""; body="Do in Hill, as ye wald do in Hall."; } if (quotes==12) { title=""; body="For love of the Nuris, many kisses the Bairn."; } if (quotes==13) { title=""; body="Fools should have no chappin sticks."; } if (quotes==14) { title=""; body="Giff, gaff, makes good friends."; } if (quotes==15) { title=""; body="He mon have leave to speak that cannot had his tongue."; } if (quotes==16) { title=""; body="Help thy self, and God will help thee."; } if (quotes==17) { title=""; body="Half a tale is enough to a wise man."; } if (quotes==18) { title=""; body="He sits full still that hes a riven brick."; } if (quotes==19) { title=""; body="It is fair in the hall, when beards wag all."; } if (quotes==20) { title=""; body="It is na time to stoup when the head is off."; } if (quotes==21) { title=""; body="If ye wanted me, and your meat, you would want ane good friend."; } if (quotes==22) { title=""; body="Long ere you cut Falkland-wood with a Pen-knife."; } if (quotes==23) { title=""; body="Lordships changes manners."; } if (quotes==24) { title=""; body="Little kens the wife that sits by the fire, how the wind blows cold in hurle-burle swyre."; } if (quotes==25) { title=""; body="Many maisters, quoth the Poddock to the Harrow, when every tind took her a knock."; } if (quotes==26) { title=""; body="No man may puind for unkindnesse."; } if (quotes==27) { title=""; body="Of all War, Peace is the final end."; } if (quotes==28) { title=""; body="Painters and Poets may have leave to lie."; } if (quotes==29) { title=""; body="Quhen the belly is full the bones would be at rest. "; } if (quotes==30) { title=""; body="Ruse the Ford, as ye find it."; } if (quotes==31) { title=""; body="Scots-men reckon ay fra an ill hour."; } if (quotes==32) { title=""; body="Rome was not bigged on the first Day."; } if (quotes==33) { title=""; body="Seldom lies the Devil dead by the dike side."; } if (quotes==34) { title=""; body="Sike father, sike son."; } if (quotes==35) { title=""; body="Shame shall fall them that shame thinks, to do themselves a good turn."; } if (quotes==36) { title=""; body="Take time while time is, for time will away."; } if (quotes==37) { title=""; body="The tree falls not at the first strake."; } if (quotes==38) { title=""; body="There is no medicine for fear."; } if (quotes==39) { title=""; body="They mense little the mouth, that bites off the nose."; } if (quotes==40) { title=""; body="Touch me not on the fair heel."; } if (quotes==41) { title=""; body="Wit in a poor mans head, and mosse in a mountain, avails nothing."; } if (quotes==42) { title=""; body="Wishers and woulders are poor householders."; } if (quotes==43) { title=""; body="Wrong count is no payment."; } if (quotes==44) { title=""; body="Ye seek hot water under cold ice."; } if (quotes==45) { title=""; body="Ye have a face to God, and another to the Devil."; } document.write('